Once upon a time there was a beautiful Princess named Snow White.
Snow White lived with her impatientstep mother who always hurried her along to get dressed, brush her hair, eat her food, and always to get her seat belt buckled.
A dwarf also lived in the house with Snow White.
Most days he vacillated between Happy, Grumpy, Doc (the one in charge!), but this day he was Sneezy. Complete with runny nose and droopy eyes. Snow White loved her dwarf and the mother couldn't imagine another six dwarfs running around the cottage so they enjoyed the seven personalities of this one dwarf. The dwarf gave Snow White someone to mother. She took off his shoes and coat when he arrived home, brought him his blanket when he turned grumpy, and generally hovered over him ready to meet his every need. If he did not have a current need, Snow White took away a toy or gave him a big squeeze until the dwarf screeched with a new problem. Yes, Snow White and the Dwarf lived happily together on most days.
Then one day a handsomeprince ninja decided to come play at the cottage.
He wanted Snow White's attention but was not prepared to love on the dwarf as Snow White did. A charming ninja he was and simply with focused attention he easily enticed Snow White to join him for a time of building their own castles in the lower cottage. Without a backward glance at the Dwarf, Snow White followed the ninja with dreamy eyes and proclamations that she would help the ninja in any way he asked.
After their fortresses were secure, the ninja decided they needed to validate the strength of their walls. For this he remembered the dwarf. Luring the dwarf near the fortress proved to be no challenge when he turned his charming attention towards the dwarf with a sweet voice and the promise of a ball.
The moment the dwarf arrived in the lower cottage, the ninja's charming facade disappeared and he dashed away behind the fortresses walls. Snow White appeared and the dwarf once again felt safe remembering the fun the two of them shared.
As in all true fairy tales, the story suddenly turned ugly. From under her beautiful dress, Snow White pulled out a light saber and proceeded to attack the surprised dwarf with bonks and jabs. The impatient mother bounded down to the lower cottage and rescued the dwarf with kisses and admonishments of the ninja and Snow White.
She reminded them of the prospect of trick-or-treating and everyone quickly reconciled. The dwarf agreed to wear his hat and everyone lived happily ever after, ringing door bells, gathering Reese's Peanut Butter cups, and ending the evening by watching It's a Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.
Yes, all fairy tales do have a happy ending.
Snow White lived with her impatient
A dwarf also lived in the house with Snow White.
Most days he vacillated between Happy, Grumpy, Doc (the one in charge!), but this day he was Sneezy. Complete with runny nose and droopy eyes. Snow White loved her dwarf and the mother couldn't imagine another six dwarfs running around the cottage so they enjoyed the seven personalities of this one dwarf. The dwarf gave Snow White someone to mother. She took off his shoes and coat when he arrived home, brought him his blanket when he turned grumpy, and generally hovered over him ready to meet his every need. If he did not have a current need, Snow White took away a toy or gave him a big squeeze until the dwarf screeched with a new problem. Yes, Snow White and the Dwarf lived happily together on most days.
Then one day a handsome
He wanted Snow White's attention but was not prepared to love on the dwarf as Snow White did. A charming ninja he was and simply with focused attention he easily enticed Snow White to join him for a time of building their own castles in the lower cottage. Without a backward glance at the Dwarf, Snow White followed the ninja with dreamy eyes and proclamations that she would help the ninja in any way he asked.
After their fortresses were secure, the ninja decided they needed to validate the strength of their walls. For this he remembered the dwarf. Luring the dwarf near the fortress proved to be no challenge when he turned his charming attention towards the dwarf with a sweet voice and the promise of a ball.
The moment the dwarf arrived in the lower cottage, the ninja's charming facade disappeared and he dashed away behind the fortresses walls. Snow White appeared and the dwarf once again felt safe remembering the fun the two of them shared.
As in all true fairy tales, the story suddenly turned ugly. From under her beautiful dress, Snow White pulled out a light saber and proceeded to attack the surprised dwarf with bonks and jabs. The impatient mother bounded down to the lower cottage and rescued the dwarf with kisses and admonishments of the ninja and Snow White.
She reminded them of the prospect of trick-or-treating and everyone quickly reconciled. The dwarf agreed to wear his hat and everyone lived happily ever after, ringing door bells, gathering Reese's Peanut Butter cups, and ending the evening by watching It's a Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.
Yes, all fairy tales do have a happy ending.
4 comments:
This is great, Angie!
Hilarious!! Love your stories:).
love it! they all are soo cute! :) great story!
How adorable! What an entertaining and heartwarming little tale about your precious kiddos!
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